How To Get Ready For A Miami Escort Booking

So, you’ve decided! You want to make the big step and forget about the dating apps to focus on escorts? Congratulations! You’re doing the right thing. You’ll save money in the long run while instantly improving your sex life ten times over. I made this change more than 20 years ago. My friends called me crazy. But they are the ones who married the first chicks that let lem put it in the ass, and I’m over here enjoying the beautiful life of Miami without a ball and chain keeping me at home on the couch. 

I know everything about the escorts near me in this city, and I could write dozens of guides on the art of escort booking. But in this article, I will tell you all about how to get ready for your first escort experience in Miami. Or for your 1000th. This advice can help you no matter your experience.

Text Instead Of Calling

The first thing you need to do before meeting an escort is to book her. And the best booking method, especially for the new guys, is by text. And there are several reasons. The first one is because you’ll fumble when you hear the voice of a hot and sexually confident woman. You will forget details, and you won’t be able to be clear about the things you want and need from her. And the second one is out of respect for the escort. She is a busy woman who is either sleeping because she stayed up late last night or she is with another client. Texting her will be the way to go. On top of that, most escorts are more than willing to send you more pics of themselves via text. Especially the ones who aren’t showing their faces in the classified ads.

Groom Up!

It is extremely important that you are well-groomed when meeting Miami escorts. Don’t think that just because she is an escort, you don’t have to get ready for her. In fact, the cleaner you are, the more comfortable she will be with you. Trim your nails, your beard, and preferably be clean-shaven around the things that you want her to put in her mouth. That also means your asshole for when you want a rim job session. This will make the difference between an oral experience that she can’t wait to end and one in which she will give her best to make you finish.

Put On A Nice Outfit

First impression matters. And for women, the first impression of a man is his outfit. Dress like a bum or a punk, and you’ll be treated like such. Dress like a gentleman, and the escort will treat you like a boss. Also, make sure you have clean and nice-smelling socks. More than likely, you’ll have to take off your shoes when meeting an escort.

Don’t Bother With Drinks

An unspoken rule of the escort game is not to offer your escort any drinks. That’s for safety reasons. Almost no escort will accept a drink from a stranger. And you are a stranger after all. If you book an incall meeting, she will provide the drinks. You can even make a special request if you want a certain liquor. And in outcalls, such as dinner dates, she will order her own drinks. You will pay for them, but she will get them from the bartender.

Bring Cash (+ Tips)

I think it goes without saying, but the escort business works on cash. However, I still have to mention it because not all men realize that. Make sure you have cash on you, and if you want top-shelf services, make sure to also include a tip. What I like to do is offer the money up front, making it clear that I added a 25% tip over her rate. And that’s how I get perfect services even from the laziest escorts.

Jerk Off An Hour Before

My ultimate trick when it comes to enjoying escorts is to jerk off one or two hours before the meeting. It helps me last longer. And don’t worry about not getting it hard on arrival. I can guarantee that you’ll get hard once you’re with your escort. She will help you in ways you can’t even imagine. By jerking off, you’re sure that you won’t finish five minutes into your one-hour booking.